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1-\u201cA m\u00eb do mua,Mulla?\u201d-p\u00ebshp\u00ebriti vajza.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cNatyrisht q\u00eb t\u00eb dua.\u201d-i p\u00ebshp\u00ebriti Mulla Nasrudin vajz\u00ebs.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cDo martohesh me mua at\u00ebher\u00eb?\u201d-e pyet ajo.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cM\u00eb mir\u00eb t\u00eb mos nd\u00ebrrojm\u00eb tem\u00eb!\u201d-thot\u00eb Nasrudini.<\/span><\/p>

2-Mulla Nasrudin n\u00eb pjes\u00ebn e sip\u00ebrme t\u00eb shtratit u zgjua nga nj\u00eb goditje k\u00ebmb\u00ebngul\u00ebse nga posht\u00eb. \u201cKam tmerr\u00ebsisht ftoht\u00eb k\u00ebtu posht\u00eb.Po pyesja veten n\u00ebse do e kishe bezdi t\u00eb m\u00eb sillje nj\u00eb batanije.\u201d-tha nj\u00eb z\u00eb fem\u00ebror.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cKam nj\u00eb ide m\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00eb,-iu p\u00ebrgjigj Mulla p\u00ebrgjum\u00ebsh,-Le t\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb sikur jemi t\u00eb martuar.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cKjo m\u00eb duket nj\u00eb ide shum\u00eb e k\u00ebndshme.\u201d-qeshi ajo n\u00ebn hund\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cMir\u00eb,-tha Nasrudini duke u rrotulluar-tani shko e merre vet\u00eb batanijen t\u00ebnde t\u00eb mallkuar.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

3-Mulla Nasrudin vazhdimisht irritonte miqt\u00eb e tij me optimizmin e tij t\u00eb pafund.Pavar\u00ebsisht se sa keq ishte situata,ai gjithmon\u00eb thoshte,\u201dmund t\u00eb kishte shkuar edhe m\u00eb keq.\u201dP\u00ebr ta kuruar nga ky zakon irritues,miqt\u00eb e tij vendos\u00ebn t\u00eb krijonin nj\u00eb situat\u00eb t\u00ebr\u00ebsisht negative dhe aq t\u00eb pashpres\u00eb,saq\u00eb as vet Nasrudini t\u00eb mos gjente pik\u00eb shprese n\u00eb t\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>

Duke iu afruar barit nj\u00eb dit\u00eb,nj\u00eb prej tyre tha: \u201cMulla,a d\u00ebgjove cfar\u00eb i ndodhi George-it?Iku n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi mbr\u00ebm\u00eb,gjeti gruan e tij n\u00eb shtrat me nj\u00eb mashkull tjet\u00ebr,i q\u00eblloi t\u00eb dy dhe m\u00eb pas q\u00eblloi edhe veten!\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cE tmerrshme-tha Mulla-Por mund t\u00eb kishte shkuar edhe m\u00eb keq.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cPo si dreqin mund t\u00eb kishte shkuar m\u00eb keq?\u201d-pyet shoku i tij i shtangur.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cEpo -tha Nasrudin- n\u00eb qoft\u00eb se do t\u00eb kishte ndodhur parmbr\u00ebm\u00eb do t\u00eb isha un\u00eb i vdekur tani.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

4-Mulla Nasrudin ishte af\u00ebr sht\u00ebpis\u00eb s\u00eb fejuar\u00ebs s\u00eb tij duke b\u00ebr\u00eb nj\u00eb bised\u00eb tep\u00ebr t\u00eb r\u00ebnd\u00ebsishme me t\u00eb atin e saj.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cZot\u00ebri,do t\u00eb doja t\u00eb martohesha me vajz\u00ebn tuaj.\u201d-i thot\u00eb ai.I ati i vajz\u00ebs hodhi syt\u00eb nga ai.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cA e ke par\u00eb tashm\u00eb gruan time?-pyet ai.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cOh po,zot\u00ebri-p\u00ebrgjigjet Nasrudin-Megjithat\u00eb n\u00ebse s\u2019do e kishit bezdi do t\u00eb preferoja s\u00ebrish vajz\u00ebn tuaj.<\/span><\/p>

5-Mulla Nasrudin vendosi t\u00eb ulej dhe t\u00eb ngushtonte zgjedhjen e tij midis nj\u00eb kukulle t\u00eb bukur,por budallaqe dhe nj\u00eb k\u00ebng\u00ebtareje opera.Ai m\u00eb n\u00eb fund zgjodhi zgjuarsin\u00eb dhe kultur\u00ebn dhe u martua me k\u00ebng\u00ebtaren.Ata kaluan nat\u00ebn e par\u00eb t\u00eb martes\u00ebn n\u00eb nj\u00eb hotel luksoz.Kur Nasrudin hapi syt\u00eb m\u00ebngjesin tjet\u00ebr dhe drita e par\u00eb e agimit shk\u00eblqente sip\u00ebr gruas s\u00eb tij,ai pa nga ajo,u drodh dhe ul\u00ebriti: \u201cK\u00ebndo p\u00ebr hir t\u00eb zotit k\u00ebndo.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

6-Duke u kthyer nga pushimet,Mulla Nasrudin k\u00ebrkoj dy jav\u00eb t\u00eb tjera pushim n\u00eb t\u00eb cilat ai do t\u00eb martohej.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cPor ti sapo more dy jav\u00eb pushim,-tha bosi,-\u201cpse nuk u martove at\u00ebher\u00eb?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cCfar\u00eb dhe t\u00eb shkat\u00ebrroja pushimet e mia?\u201d-iu p\u00ebrgjigj Mulla!<\/span><\/p>

7- \u201cNuk e di p\u00ebrse babai yt nuk m\u00eb p\u00eblqen,\u201d-i tha ajo Mulla Nasrudinit n\u00eb pritjen e dasm\u00ebs s\u00eb tyre.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cAs un\u00eb,-p\u00ebrgjigjet ai,-\u201cFundi fundit,parat\u00eb,men\u00e7uria dhe pamja nuk jan\u00eb gjith\u00e7ka\u201d.<\/span><\/p>

8-Pas tre jav\u00ebsh martes\u00eb ajo e akuzoi Mulla Nasrudinin q\u00eb ai nuk e donte m\u00eb aq shum\u00eb sa n\u00eb fillim. \u201cDikur \u00e7oheshe dhe ndizje zjarrin \u00e7do m\u00ebngjes,-tha ajo,-kurse tani m\u00eb le mua t\u00eb cohem dhe ta b\u00ebj.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cGjepura e dashur,-u p\u00ebrgjigj Nasrudini,-\u201cKur ti \u00e7ohesh dhe ndez zjarrin m\u00eb b\u00ebn t\u00eb t\u00eb dua akoma m\u00eb shum\u00eb.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

9-\u201cA beson q\u00eb drita e h\u00ebn\u00ebs i b\u00ebn njer\u00ebzit budallenj,Mulla?\u201d-e pyet nusja pas muajit t\u00eb mjaltit.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cPo e dashur,-pohon Mulla Nasrudin,-\u201cedhe un\u00eb ty t\u00eb propozova n\u00ebn drit\u00ebn e h\u00ebn\u00ebs.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

10-\u201cCkemi,Mulla?Kam nj\u00eb muaj pa t\u00eb par\u00eb.Si t\u00eb kan\u00eb shkuar gj\u00ebrat?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cOh,shum\u00eb-shum\u00ebmir\u00eb.Jam martuar q\u00eb nga hera e fundit q\u00eb u takuan.\u201d-tha Mulla Nasrudin.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cK\u00ebshtu kam d\u00ebgjuar.N\u00eb fakt e njihja gruan t\u00ebnde para se t\u00eb martoheshe me t\u00eb.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cEpo pse nuk m\u00eb paralajm\u00ebrove?\u201d-pyet Nasrudin.<\/span><\/p>

11-\u201cTani q\u00eb u martuam,-tha ajo Mulla Nasrudin-it,-\u201cndoshta mund t\u00eb t\u00eb shfaq disa nga t\u00eb metat e tua.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cAs mos u shqet\u00ebso,e dashur,-i p\u00ebrgjigjet Nasrudini,-\u201cDi gjith\u00e7ka rreth tyre,jan\u00eb ato difekte q\u00eb m\u00eb ndaluan t\u00eb merrja nj\u00eb grua t\u00eb mir\u00eb.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

12-Pak mbasi ishin kthyer nga muaji I tyre i mjaltit u transferuan n\u00eb sht\u00ebpin\u00eb tyre t\u00eb re dhe nusja isht\u00eb e shqet\u00ebsuar p\u00ebr t\u00eb v\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb praktik\u00eb m\u00ebsimet e saj t\u00eb gatimit.Duke u kthyer njj\u00eb mbr\u00ebmje n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi,Mulla gjeti gruan e tij duke qar\u00eb.Midis r\u00ebnkimeve ai arriti t\u00eb kuptonte nga ajo q\u00eb di\u00e7ka e tmerrshme kishte ndodhur.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cI dashur,-tha ajo,-\u201cishte hera e par\u00eb q\u00eb kisha gatuar p\u00ebr ty dhe macja e h\u00ebngri t\u00eb gjith\u00ebn.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cSka gj\u00eb e dashur,-thot\u00eb Nasrudini duke e f\u00ebrkuar mbi sup,-\u201cDo t\u00eb sjell nes\u00ebr nj\u00eb mace tjet\u00ebr.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

13-Duke sh\u00ebtitur p\u00ebrreth fshatit turistik t\u00eb muajit t\u00eb mjaltit,Mulla Nasrudin ishte shum\u00eb i lumtur. \u201cPor Mulla,-e pyeti baristi,-\u201csi ndodhi q\u00eb erdhe p\u00ebr muajin e mjaltit pa gruan t\u00ebnde?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cA je i \u00e7mendur ti o njeri?\u201d-tha Nasrudin,-\u201cPo t\u00eb vinte ajo me mua kush do t\u00eb kujdesej p\u00ebr dyqanin?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

14-Pas \u00e7do pije Mulla nasrudin merrte nj\u00eb bretkos\u00eb jasht\u00eb xhepit t\u00eb tij,e vendoste mbi banakun e barit dhe e v\u00ebzhgonte.M\u00eb n\u00eb fund baristi e pyeti se \u00e7far\u00eb ishte duke b\u00ebr\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cp\u00ebr aq koh\u00eb sa shoh nj\u00eb bretkos\u00eb jam es\u00ebll.Kur do shikoj dy duhet t\u00eb b\u00ebj dicka\u201d -tha Mulla<\/span><\/p>

\u201cDhe \u00e7far\u00eb do t\u00eb b\u00ebsh?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cDo i marr q\u00eb t\u00eb dyja,-tha Nasrudin,-\u201cdo i fus n\u00eb xhep dhe do iki n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

15-\u201cUn\u00eb mund t\u00eb shoh n\u00eb err\u00ebsir\u00eb.\u201d-u mburr Mulla Nasrudin nj\u00eb dit\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb lokal.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cN\u00eb qoft\u00eb se \u00ebsht\u00eb k\u00ebshtu,pse disa her\u00eb t\u00eb shohim duke mbajtur nj\u00eb fener p\u00ebrgjat\u00eb rrug\u00ebs?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cVet\u00ebm q\u00eb njer\u00ebzit e tjer\u00eb t\u00eb mos p\u00ebrplasen me mua.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

16-Mulla Nasrudin iku t\u00eb takonte nj\u00eb burr\u00eb t\u00eb pasur.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cM\u00eb jep ca para.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cPse?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cDua t\u00eb blej nj\u00eb elefant.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cN\u00eb qoft\u00eb se nuk ke para,si mund t\u00eb p\u00ebrballosh t\u00eb mbash nj\u00eb elefant.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cErdha k\u00ebtu,-tha Nasrudin,-\u201cT\u00eb k\u00ebrkoj para, jo k\u00ebshilla.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

17-Mulla Nasrudin u fut n\u00eb nj\u00eb restorant,duke l\u00ebn\u00eb der\u00ebn hapur,pas s\u00eb cil\u00ebs nj\u00eb burr\u00eb buciti:\u201dMbylle der\u00ebn!Ku je rritur n\u00eb nj\u00eb hangar?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

Mulla u kthye,mbylli der\u00ebn,u ul dhe filloi t\u00eb qante.Burri i huaj u ndje n\u00eb siklet,iku te Mulla dhe i tha:\u201dM\u00eb fal q\u00eb t\u00eb l\u00ebndova.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

Mulla Nasrudin tha: \u201cNuk m\u00eb l\u00ebndove ndjenjat por m\u00eb vjen p\u00ebr t\u00eb vjell\u00eb sa her\u00eb q\u00eb d\u00ebgjoj nj\u00eb trap q\u00eb p\u00ebllet.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

18-Mulla Nasrudin ishte gjithmon\u00eb shum\u00eb i z\u00ebn\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb ndenjur me familjen e tij.Justifimi i tij ishte q\u00eb duhej t\u00eb nxirrte m\u00eb shum\u00eb para.Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb papagalli sht\u00ebpiak i gruas s\u00eb tij ngordhi dhe k\u00ebshtu ajo bleu nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr,edhe pse shit\u00ebsi i dyqanit t\u00eb kafsh\u00ebve i kishte th\u00ebn\u00eb q\u00eb zogu kishte ardhur nga nj\u00eb vend me pije,femra dhe sherre.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cGjithcka \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb rregull,-tha gruaja,-\u201cdo e st\u00ebrvis p\u00ebrs\u00ebri.\u201d Ajo solli zogun n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi, dhe gjat\u00eb k\u00ebsaj kohe burri i saj kishte mb\u00ebrritur n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi.Ajo mori kafazin e zogut br\u00ebnda n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi duke thirrur: \u201dSupriz\u00eb!\u201d dhe nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb q\u00eb burri dhe f\u00ebmij\u00ebt po e v\u00ebshtronin ajo hoqi mbules\u00ebn e kafazit.Papagalli v\u00ebshtroi p\u00ebrreth dhe tha: \u201cEh qend\u00ebr e re,zonj\u00eb e re,klient\u00eb t\u00eb vjet\u00ebr.C\u2019kemi Nasrudin!\u201d<\/span><\/p>

19-N\u00eb nj\u00eb ndeshje futbolli,nj\u00eb politikan i famsh\u00ebm ndaloi p\u00ebrpara k\u00ebmb\u00ebve t\u00eb Mulla Nasrudin,i cili ishte shum\u00eb i p\u00ebrq\u00ebndruar duke par\u00eb loj\u00ebn,nuk pa lart dhe shum\u00eb thjesht tha: \u201cLargohu nga k\u00ebmba ime,or ti trap i madh.\u201d M\u00eb pas Mulla njohu burrin e madh dhe tha: \u201cOh zot\u00ebri m\u00eb vjen keq,ju lutem t\u00eb m\u00eb falni,urdh\u00ebroni k\u00ebmb\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr shkelni mbi t\u00eb.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

20-Mulla Nasrudin u ngjit mbi kopshtin e dikujt dhe filloi duke mbushur nj\u00eb cant\u00eb me gjith\u00e7ka q\u00eb mund t\u2019i arrinte dora.Kopshtari e pa dhe vrapoi duke th\u00ebn\u00eb: \u201cCfar\u00eb po b\u00ebn ti aty?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cM\u00eb solli k\u00ebtu nj\u00eb er\u00eb e fort\u00eb.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cDhe kush i ka \u00e7rr\u00ebnjosur perimet?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cMu desh t\u00eb mbahesha n\u00eb to q\u00eb t\u00eb mos m\u00eb merrte era.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cDhe si ka mund\u00ebsi q\u00eb perimet jan\u00eb brenda n\u00eb qese?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cP\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb po e pyesja edhe un\u00eb veten kur ju m\u00eb nd\u00ebrpret\u00eb.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

21-Zonjusha Hennessy takoj nj\u00eb shok t\u00eb vjet\u00ebr shkolle,Mulla Nasrudinin,n\u00eb Agra dhe vendosi ta mahniste.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cE di,-me nj\u00eb shikim keqardh\u00ebs,-\u201ckemi k\u00ebtu nj\u00eb jav\u00eb dhe nuk kam par\u00eb ende Taxhmahalin.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

Mulla Nasrudin t\u00ebrhoqi vetull\u00ebn si i tronditur. \u201cEpo mos prit m\u00eb shum\u00eb shko vizito nj\u00eb doktor.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

22-\u201cE dashur,-tha Mulla Nasrudin gruas s\u00eb tij,-\u201ca ke memorie t\u00eb mir\u00eb me fytyrat e njer\u00ebzve?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cP\u00ebsr\u00eb ma b\u00ebn nj\u00eb pyetje t\u00eb till\u00eb?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cSepse sapo t\u00eb thyeva pasqyr\u00ebn.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

23-Mulla Nasrudin dhe gruaja e tij po shikonin nga jasht\u00eb dyqanet p\u00ebr t\u00eb mobiluar sht\u00ebpin\u00eb e tyre t\u00eb re.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cDo doja t\u00eb kisha para t\u00eb mjaftueshme p\u00ebr t\u00eb bler\u00eb nj\u00eb elefant.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cPo pse do ta doje nj\u00eb elefant?\u201d-pyeti gruaja e tij.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cNuk e dua,-erdhi p\u00ebrgjigja,-\u201cthjesht dua parat\u00eb.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

24-Mulla Nasrudin iu drejtua djalit t\u00eb tij: \u201cTi nuk do e kuptosh \u00e7\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb lumturia derisa t\u00eb martohesh,por at\u00ebher\u00eb do jet\u00eb shum\u00eb von\u00eb.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

25-Dy burra ishin duke u z\u00ebn\u00eb jasht\u00eb dritares s\u00eb Mulla Nasrudin n\u00eb mes t\u00eb nat\u00ebs.Nasrudin u \u00e7ua,rrotulloi batanijen e tij t\u00eb p\u00ebrreth vetes dhe vrapoi jasht\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrpiqej t\u00eb ndalonte zhurm\u00ebn.Kur u p\u00ebrpoq t\u00eb arsyetonte me t\u00eb dehurit,nj\u00ebri i t\u00ebrhoqi batanijen dhe t\u00eb dy ia mbath\u00ebn me vrap.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cP\u00ebr cfar\u00eb po ziheshin ata?\u201d-e pyeti e shoqja pasi hyri br\u00ebnda.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cDuhet t\u00eb ket\u00eb qen\u00eb batanija,-tha Mulla,-\u201cSa e mor\u00ebn at\u00eb pushuan s\u00eb grinduri.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

26-Nasrudin Mulla shkoi n\u00eb nj\u00eb farmaci p\u00ebr t\u00eb marr\u00eb nj\u00eb shishe boshe. Pasi zgjodhi nj\u00ebr\u00ebn q\u00eb i nevojitej ai pyeti per cmimin.<\/span><\/p>

Epo, nqs doni shishen bosh do t\u00eb kushtoje gjashte cent, por n\u00eb qoft\u00eb se do vendosni di\u00e7ka n\u00eb t\u00eb, nuk do ju marrim asgj\u00eb per shishen.<\/span><\/p>

OK- tha Nastradini, futi nj\u00eb tap\u00eb shishes.<\/span><\/p>

27-Vjehrra: \u201cVajza ime t\u00eb ka dh\u00ebn\u00eb vitet m\u00eb t\u00eb mira t\u00eb jet\u00ebs s\u00eb saj.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

Nastradin Mulla: \u201c Po m\u00eb tmerron tani kur mendoj se si do t\u00eb jene vitet m\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebqija t\u00eb saj.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

28-Psikiatri (buzagaz): \u201c Mos harro, ne t\u00eb gjith\u00eb kemi probleme. Un\u00eb kam problemet e mia, sikurse ju t\u00eb juajat. Un\u00eb mendoj se do keni nevoj\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn nj\u00eb trajtim nj\u00eb vjecar. Tarifa ime \u00ebsht\u00eb dhjet\u00eb guineas p\u00ebr seanc\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>

\u00a0Nasrudin Mulla (pasi u mendua): \u201cEpo, kjo me siguri duket q\u00eb zgjidh problemet tuaja, doktor. Po p\u00ebrsa i p\u00ebrket t\u00eb miave?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

29-Nj\u00eb psikiat\u00ebr u thirr p\u00ebr t\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb nje vizite n\u00eb nj\u00eb banes\u00eb. Ai takoi n\u00eb der\u00eb Nasruadin Mullen, t\u00eb zotin e sht\u00ebpis\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cEsht\u00eb vjehrra ime, Doktor\u201d p\u00ebshp\u00ebriti Mulla,gjith\u00eb ankth. Ajo ka jetuar me ne nd\u00ebr vite, dhe ka qen\u00eb gjithmone nj\u00eb lloj personi i v\u00ebshtir\u00eb. Koh\u00ebt e fundit \u00ebsht\u00eb ankuar shpesh se ka tela me korent t\u00eb lidhura me karrigen e saj l\u00ebviz\u00ebse\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cMos u alarmoni\u201d tha \u00a0psikiatri. Kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb e zakonshme tek njer\u00ebzit n\u00eb mosh\u00eb t\u00eb madhe. Ma lini mua n\u00eb dor\u00eb.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cFaleminderit, Doktor,\u201d buz\u00ebqeshi Mulla me besim.<\/span><\/p>

M\u00eb pas me delikates\u00eb i tha: \u201cEj\u2026doktor a duhet t\u2019i heqim telat tani, apo jo?!\u201d<\/span><\/p>

30-Psikiatri: \u201cPra ti ke probleme t\u00eb ndash mendjen?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

Nastradin Mulla: \u201cEpo, edhe jo edhe po\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>

31-\u201cUn\u00eb jam nj\u00eb n\u00ebpun\u00ebs banke, Doktor- nj\u00eb njeri familjar, tha Nastradin Mulla. \u201cUn\u00eb b\u00ebj nj\u00eb jet\u00eb pa t\u00eb meta,gjithmon\u00eb kontribuoj p\u00ebr bamir\u00ebsi, veproj si ndihm\u00ebs ekonomik n\u00eb xhami, nuk kam asgj\u00eb \u00e7far\u00eb t\u2019i kritikoj vetes vet\u00ebm se akoma kam k\u00ebt\u00eb zhg\u00ebnjimin q\u00eb jam nj\u00eb vras\u00ebs i dhunsh\u00ebm n\u00eb mas\u00eb. Esht\u00eb qesharake, por m\u00eb shqet\u00ebson shum\u00eb kjo gj\u00eb.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cNuk duhet t\u00eb shqet\u00ebsohesh\u201d tha psikiatri. \u201cKjo \u00ebsht\u00eb normale,sidomos p\u00ebr njer\u00ebz \u00a0joarmiq\u00ebsor\u00eb si ju. Por p\u00ebrpara se t\u00eb procedojm\u00eb-a do e kishit problem ta ulnit at\u00eb arm\u00eb?<\/span><\/p>

32- A nuk t\u00eb duket tingulli i k\u00ebmbanave t\u00eb katedrales frym\u00ebzues? Pyeti nj\u00eb shok.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cM\u00eb fal?\u201d tha Nastradin Mulla.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cUn\u00eb thash\u00eb a nuk t\u00eb duket tingulli i k\u00ebmbanave t\u00eb katedrales frym\u00ebzues?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

A mund ta ngresh \u00a0pak z\u00ebrin?<\/span><\/p>

\u201cK\u00ebmbanat\u2014 a nuk t\u00eb duken frym\u00ebzuese?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201c M\u00eb vjen keq\u201d \u2013tha Nasrudini \u201c Nuk mund t\u00eb d\u00ebgjoj asnj\u00eb fjal\u00eb nga ato q\u00eb po thua prej k\u00ebtyre k\u00ebmbanave t\u00eb dreqit!\u201d<\/span><\/p>

33-<\/span>Mulla Nasrudin sapo kishte shkuar n\u00eb shtrat dhe ishte gati p\u00ebr nj\u00eb gjum\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00eb. Por kjo nuk ishte e th\u00ebn\u00eb. Sapo si ai mbylli syt\u00eb, e shoqja i tha, “Esht\u00eb ftoht\u00eb jasht\u00eb. Ngrihu dhe mbyll dritaren.” Mulla e injoroi at\u00eb dhe b\u00ebri sikur ishte n\u00eb gjum\u00eb, por s\u2019funksionoi. “Mulla ngrihu dhe mbyll dritaren, \u00ebsht\u00eb ftoht\u00eb jasht\u00eb.” <\/span><\/p>

Edhe nj\u00eb her\u00eb ai e injoroi at\u00eb, por, pas t\u00eb kat\u00ebrt\u00ebs her\u00eb, ai e kuptoi se ai nuk kishte p\u00ebr t\u00eb fituar dhe me gjysm\u00eb zemre u ngrit nga shtrati. Duke shkartisur p\u00ebr tek dritarja, ai e p\u00ebrplasi at\u00eb t\u00eb mbyllet u kthye n\u00eb krevat, mbylli syt\u00eb dhe tha: “Po tani a \u00ebsht\u00eb ngroht\u00eb jasht\u00eb?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

34-Babai i Nastradin Mulles ishte duke qortuar djalin e tij si nj\u00eb dembel i paaft\u00eb p\u00ebr asgj\u00eb. “Kur isha n\u00eb mosh\u00ebn t\u00ebnde”, tha ai, “kam punuar gjasht\u00ebmb\u00ebdhjet\u00eb or\u00eb n\u00eb dit\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb m\u00ebsuar \u00a0biznesin.” <\/span><\/p>

“Un\u00eb jam shum\u00eb krenar p\u00ebr ty, baba,” u p\u00ebrgjigj Nastradin Mulla. “N\u00ebse s\u2019do t\u00eb ishte p\u00ebr ambicjen dhe k\u00ebmb\u00ebnguljen t\u00ebnde, un\u00eb mund t\u00eb isha duke b\u00ebr\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn gj\u00eb tani.”<\/span><\/p>

35- Mulla Nasrudin u p\u00ebrhumb n\u00eb nj\u00eb varrez\u00eb.Ai u l\u00ebkund dhe u rr\u00ebzua n\u00eb nj\u00eb varr t\u00eb vjet\u00ebr dhe kur filloi t\u00eb mendonte \u00a0se si do t\u00eb ndihej n\u00ebse do t\u00eb ishte i vdekur,ai d\u00ebgjoi nj\u00eb zhurm\u00eb.Iu shkrep n\u00eb kok\u00eb q\u00eb \u00cbngj\u00eblli i Gjykimit po vinte p\u00ebr at\u00eb,edhe pse nj\u00eb karvan devesh po kalonte aty pran\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>

Mulla k\u00ebrceu dhe ra mbi nj\u00eb mur,duke trembur disa \u00a0deve.Ata q\u00eb ngisnin devet e rrah\u00ebn me shkopinj dhe ai vrapoi p\u00ebr n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi n\u00eb nj\u00eb gjendje t\u00eb pik\u00eblluar.Gruaja e tij e pyeti se si ishte puna dhe pse ishte aq von\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cUn\u00eb isha i vdekur,\u201d-tha Mulla<\/span><\/p>

Shum\u00eb e interesuar ajo e pyeti se si ishte.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cJo keq,\u201d-tha Mulla,-\u201cderi n\u00eb momentin q\u00eb shqet\u00ebson devet\u00eb,sepse pastaj t\u00eb rrahin.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

36- Mulla Nasrudin po shpenzonte disa nga parat\u00eb e fituara me v\u00ebshtir\u00ebsi n\u00eb nj\u00eb kro\u00e7er\u00eb luksoze dhe i dhan\u00eb nj\u00eb tavolin\u00eb me nj\u00eb francez.Gjat\u00eb vaktit t\u00eb tyre t\u00eb par\u00eb,francezi tha: \u201cBon apetit!\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u00a0Para vaktit tjet\u00ebr kjo gj\u00eb u p\u00ebrs\u00ebrit \u201cBon Apetit!\u201d-tha francezi dhe \u201cMulla Nasrudin\u201d ia ktheu tjetri.<\/span><\/p>

E nj\u00ebjta gj\u00eb ndodhi gjat\u00eb \u00e7do vakti p\u00ebr tri dit\u00eb me rradh\u00eb.Nasrudin po fillonte t\u00eb m\u00ebrzitej dhe i tha nj\u00eb udh\u00ebtari tjet\u00ebr p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb. \u201cAi m\u00eb thot\u00eb q\u00eb emri i tij \u00ebsht\u00eb Bon Apetit dhe un\u00eb i them atij emrin tim Mulla Nasrudin,dhe m\u00eb pas n\u00eb vaktin e ardhsh\u00ebm,fillojm\u00eb q\u00eb nga fillimi p\u00ebrs\u00ebri.\u201d <\/span><\/p>

Udh\u00ebtari qeshi dhe i shpjegoi Mull\u00ebs q\u00eb francezi nuk po prezantohej dhe q\u00eb \u201cBon Apetit\u201d do t\u00eb thoshte \u201cJu b\u00ebft\u00eb mir\u00eb\u201d ose \u201cShpresoj q\u00eb t\u2019ju p\u00eblqej ushqimi!\u201d<\/span><\/p>

Nasrudin mori frym\u00eb thelle si shenj\u00eb leht\u00ebsimi pas marrjes s\u00eb k\u00ebtij informacioni.<\/span><\/p>

M\u00ebngjesin tjet\u00ebr,gjat\u00eb m\u00ebngjesit,Mulla p\u00ebrsh\u00ebndeti francezin me \u201cBon apetit!\u201d. Francezi tundi kok\u00ebn n\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb t\u00eb sjellshme dhe tha, \u201cMULLA NASRUDDIN.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

37- Mulla Nasrudin dhe prifti lokal gjithmon\u00eb ziheshin me fjal\u00eb,dhe m\u00eb n\u00eb fund p\u00ebrfunduan n\u00eb gjyq. Pasi d\u00ebgjoi faktet nga t\u00eb dyja pal\u00ebt,gjyqtari tha, \u201cJam i sigurt q\u00eb kjo mund t\u00eb zgjidhet n\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb paq\u00ebsore.Shtr\u00ebngoni duart me nj\u00ebrin tjetrin dhe uroni dicka t\u00eb mir\u00eb.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

Prifti i shtr\u00ebngoi dor\u00ebn Nasrudinit dhe i tha, \u201cT\u00eb uroj ty at\u00eb q\u00eb do m\u00eb urosh ti mua.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cE shikoni i Nderuar,-tha Mulla,-\u201cPO FILLON P\u00cbRS\u00cbRI.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

38- \u201cShiko k\u00ebtu,-i tha mjeshtri i shahut Mull\u00ebs Nasrudin,-\u201cm\u00eb ke ndenjur n\u00eb kok\u00eb p\u00ebr tri or\u00eb.P\u00ebrse nuk e provon nj\u00eb loj\u00eb vet?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cAH,-u zgjat Nasrudin,-S\u2019KAM DURIM.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

39-Mulla Nasrudin ndaloi gruan e tij t\u00eb hidhej nga nj\u00eb ur\u00eb. \u201cN\u00eb qoft\u00eb se hidhesh,-deklaroi,-\u201cdo t\u00eb hidhem mbas teje.\u00cbsht\u00eb tmerr\u00ebsisht ftoht\u00eb dhe nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb q\u00eb po presim ambulanc\u00ebn t\u00eb dy do t\u00eb marrim pneumoni dhe do t\u00eb vdesim.Hajde TANI,B\u00cbHU GRUA E MIR\u00cb DHE VAR VETEN.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

40- Mulla Nasrudin dhe dy shok\u00eb t\u00eb tij po flisnin p\u00ebr ngjashm\u00ebrit\u00eb e tyre t\u00eb fytyr\u00ebs.<\/span><\/p>

I pari: \u201cFytyra ime ngjan me at\u00eb t\u00eb Winston Churchill.Shpesh m\u00eb kan\u00eb ngat\u00ebrruar me at\u00eb.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

I \u00a0dyti. \u201cNe rastin tim,njer\u00ebzit mendojn\u00eb se jam Presidenti Nixon dhe m\u00eb k\u00ebrkojn\u00eb autograph.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

Mulla Nasrudin: \u201cAjo nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb asgj\u00eb.Epo,n\u00eb rastin tim m\u00eb kan\u00eb ngat\u00ebrruar me vet Zotin!\u201d<\/span><\/p>

I pari dhe i dyti s\u00eb bashku: \u201cSi?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

Mulla Nasrudin: \u201cEpo,kur isha i d\u00ebnuar dhe m\u00eb d\u00ebrguan p\u00ebr t\u00eb kat\u00ebrten her\u00eb n\u00eb burg,rojtari i burgut sa m\u00eb pa,th\u00ebrriti: \u201cOH,ZOT,ERDHE P\u00cbRS\u00cbRI!\u201d<\/span><\/p>

41- Dy binjak\u00eb identik\u00eb,t\u00eb veshur nj\u00ebsoj,ndaluan n\u00eb nj\u00eb bar p\u00ebr nj\u00eb pije.Mulla Nasrudin kaloi pran\u00eb tyre,ndaloi i pa i habitur dhe m\u00eb pas k\u00ebrkoi nj\u00eb pije tjet\u00ebr.N\u00eb fund nj\u00ebri nga binjak\u00ebt qeshi dhe tha: \u201cMos u m\u00ebrzit,nuk je n\u00eb nj\u00eb gj\u00ebndje aq t\u00eb keqe.Ne jemi binjak\u00eb.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

Nasrudin i pa dhe nj\u00ebher\u00eb dhe tha: \u201cQ\u00cb T\u00cb KAT\u00cbRT?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

42- Mulla Nasrudin u pa n\u00eb nj\u00eb shtet tjet\u00ebr dhe u soll n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi pas nj\u00eb beteje p\u00ebr t\u00eb q\u00ebndruar n\u00eb ekstradim.Gjyqtari,duke e par\u00eb ashp\u00ebr,filloi nj\u00eb sulm me nj\u00eb z\u00eb t\u00eb lart\u00eb mbi karakterin dhe sjelljen e tij. \u201cNuk arrij t\u00eb konceptoj sjelljen tuaj kaq t\u00eb urryer,kaq frikacake,-tha ai n\u00eb fund,-\u201cti ia ke mbathur nga gruaja jote.A e kupton cfar\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebn ty kjo?A e kuptoni q\u00eb jeni nj\u00eb dezertor?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cI Nderuar,-tha Mulla,-\u201cN\u00cb QOFTE SE DO NJIHTI AT\u00cb ZONJ\u00cb ASHTU SIC E NJOH UN\u00cb NUK DO M\u00cb QUANIT NJ\u00cb DEZERTOR.UNE JAM,N\u00cbSE JAM DICKA,NJ\u00cb REFUGJAT.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

43- Mulla Nasrudin ishte duke ecur me gjall\u00ebri p\u00ebrgjat\u00eb rrug\u00ebs p\u00ebr n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi, kur papritur erdhi nj\u00eb makin\u00eb t\u00eb cil\u00ebn ai nuk e shmangu n\u00eb koh\u00eb. \u00a0Ai u \u00e7ua dhe po \u00e7alonte posht\u00eb rrug\u00ebs, kur ai vuri re di\u00e7ka te ngroht\u00eb dhe t\u00eb lag\u00ebsht q\u00eb po rr\u00ebshqiste posht\u00eb kemb\u00ebs s\u00eb tij.
\u2018\u2019Oh ZOT\u2019\u2019 th\u00ebrriti ai \u2018\u2019 SHPRESOJ Q\u00cb KY T\u00cb JET\u00cb GJAK!\u2019\u2019 \u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>

44- \u2018\u2019Gruaja ime \u00ebsht\u00eb zhdukur nga sht\u00ebpia\u2019\u2019, i tha Mulla Nasrudin shokut t\u00eb tij t\u00eb mezes\u00eb
\u2018\u2019 Ia ke dh\u00ebn\u00eb p\u00ebrshkrimin e saj policis\u00eb? \u2018\u2019 pyeti nj\u00ebri nga ata
\u2018\u2019 JO\u2026.ATA KURRE NUK DO T\u00cb M\u00cb BESONIN\u2019\u2019 tha \u00a0Nasrudin shum\u00eb I m\u00ebrzitur <\/span><\/p>

45- Mulla Nasrudin vizitoi doktorin p\u00ebr tu ankuar p\u00ebr pagjum\u00ebsin\u00eb
\u2018\u2019 Nuk fle gjith\u00eb nat\u00ebn?\u2019\u2019 pyeti doktori
\u2018\u2019 Oh un\u00eb fle top n\u00eb dark\u00eb\u2019\u2019 u p\u00ebrgjigj Mulla. \u2018\u2019dhe fle mjaft r\u00ebnd\u00eb edhe m\u00ebngjeseve POR E KAM T\u00cb V\u00cbSHTIR\u00cb T\u00cb FLE PASDITEVE\u2019\u2019 <\/span><\/p>

46- Doktori: \u2018\u2019 Kjo ishte dieta q\u00eb i kisha rekomanduar eshte e k\u00ebnaqur \u00a0gruaja juaj?\u2019\u2019
Mulla Nasrudin: \u2018\u2019 \u00a0SHUM\u00cb \u20263 JAV\u00cb M\u00cb PAR\u00cb \u00a0AJO U ZHDUK PLOT\u00cbSISHT\u2019\u2019 <\/span><\/p>

47- \u2018\u2019 Cfar\u00eb je duke lexuar?\u2019\u2019 pyeti bibliotekari i burgut
\u2018\u2019 ASGJE INTERESANTE\u2019\u2019 u p\u00ebrgjigj Mulla Nasrudin, i burgosur \u2018\u2019 LITERATUREN E ZAKONSHME T\u00eb ARRATISJES\u2019\u2019 <\/span><\/p>

48- \u2018\u2019Ckemi Mulla\u2019\u2019 p\u00ebrsh\u00ebndeti nj\u00eb shok.\u2019\u2019 Si \u00ebsht\u00eb gruaja jote\u2019 <\/span><\/p>

\u2018\u2019 Mb\u00ebshtetur n\u00eb \u00e7far\u00eb\u2019\u2019 u p\u00ebrgjigj Mulla Nasrudin.<\/span><\/p>

49- \u2018\u2019 Gruaja ime \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb \u00ebngj\u00ebll Mulla\u2019\u2019
\u2018\u2019 Lum si ti\u2019\u2019 tha Mulla Nasrudin \u2018\u2019 E imja \u00ebsht\u00eb akoma gjall\u00eb\u2019\u2019 <\/span><\/p>

50- \u2018\u2019 E kuptoj q\u00eb gruaja juaj \u00ebsht\u00eb konvertuar ne fe Mulla\u2019\u2019
\u2018\u2019 Oh po.\u2019\u2019 Tha MUlla Nasrudin. \u2018\u2019 Un\u00eb \u00a0nuk besoja n\u00eb \u00a0ferr derisa u martova me t\u00eb.\u2019\u2019 <\/span><\/p>

51- \u2018\u2019 Un\u00eb mendoj q\u00eb gruaja ime dal\u00eb ngadal\u00eb po \u00e7mendet\u2019\u2019 konfirmoi Mulla Nasrudin te psikiatri.
\u2018\u2019 Pra, \u00e7far\u00eb do q\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebj p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb gj\u00eb? \u2018\u2019 pyeti psikiatri
\u2018\u2019 PO MENDOJA NESE JU MUND TE ME SuGJERONIT DICKA P\u00cbR T\u00cb P\u00cbRSHPEJTUAR PROCESIN\u2019\u2019 tha Mulla. <\/span><\/p>

52-Pas nj\u00eb interviste intensive fillestare me Mulla Nasrudin,psikiatri kishte nj\u00eb list\u00eb t\u00eb shkruar me udh\u00ebzime dhe nj\u00eb sked\u00eb me takimet e jav\u00ebs. Mbas dy jav\u00ebsh i telefonoi Mull\u00ebs p\u00ebr t\u00eb par\u00eb se p\u00ebrse kishte munguar n\u00eb takimin e rradh\u00ebs.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cSEPSE DOKTOR,\u201d-ia ktheu Nasrudini,-\u201cUDH\u00cbZIMET TUAJA P\u00cbRFSHININ NJ\u00cb Q\u00cb THOSHTE SHMANG NJER\u00cbZIT Q\u00cb T\u00cb IRRITOJN\u00cb!\u201d<\/span><\/p>

53- Nj\u00eb grua takoi Mulla Nasrudinin,para der\u00ebs s\u00eb psikiatrit t\u00eb saj.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cCfar\u00eb rast\u00ebsie!\u201d-b\u00ebrtiti ajo-\u201cDuhet t\u00eb pim\u00eb nj\u00eb \u00e7aj s\u00eb bashku!M\u00eb thuaj,po vjen apo po ik\u00ebn?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cN\u00cb QOFT\u00cb SE DO E DIJA K\u00cbT\u00cb,-u p\u00ebrgjigj Mulla,-\u201cNUK DO ISHA K\u00cbTU APO JO?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

54-Mulla Nasrudin po p\u00ebrpiqej t\u00eb fuste kontrabant\u00eb nj\u00eb shishe whisky p\u00ebrgjat\u00eb kufirit t\u00eb shtetit t\u00eb tij.Kur e pyt\u00ebn se \u00e7far\u00eb kishte shishja,ai tha-\u201cUj\u00eb t\u00eb shenjt\u00eb.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

Doganier\u00ebt insistuan ta hapnin dhe ta nuhasnin.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cO zot,ky \u00ebsht\u00eb whisky!-than\u00eb ata.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cT\u00cb LART\u00cbSOHEN SHENJTOR\u00cbT!,-b\u00ebrtiti Mulla,-\u201cNJ\u00cb MREKULLI!\u201d<\/span><\/p>

55- Mull\u00ebs Nasrudin i tha doktori q\u00eb duhej t\u00eb nd\u00ebrpriste pijen.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cNuk mund ta nd\u00ebrpres k\u00ebshtu,Doktor!\u201d,-r\u00ebnkoj Mulla,-\u201cDo m\u00eb vriste.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cHmm\u2026ndoshta ke t\u00eb drejt\u00eb\u201d,-tha doktori,-\u201cDo biem n\u00eb kompromis do e b\u00ebsh gradualisht.P\u00ebr jav\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr do pish kat\u00ebr dyshe sko\u00e7 n\u00eb dit\u00eb.Asnj\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb.Jav\u00ebn e ardhshme do e \u00e7ojm\u00eb n\u00eb tre,dhe jav\u00ebn pas saj n\u00eb dy.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

Nasrudin u trondit dhe p\u00ebr nj\u00eb jav\u00eb ishte p\u00ebrs\u00ebri I dehur.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cMe k\u00eb kujton se po tallesh?\u201d-pyeti doktori,-\u201cT\u00eb thash ta nd\u00ebrprisje n\u00eb kat\u00ebr dyshe sko\u00e7.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cE b\u00ebra Doktor,sinqerisht.\u201d-tha Mulla.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cEpo si arrite n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb gj\u00ebndje p\u00ebr faqe t\u00eb zez\u00eb?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cEpo doktor puna \u00ebsht\u00eb k\u00ebshtu\u201d,-tha Nasrudin,-\u201cPasi u largova jav\u00ebn e kaluar ,telefonova nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr doktor p\u00ebr nj\u00eb mendim t\u00eb syt\u00eb,DHE AI M\u00cb P\u00cbRSHKRUAJTI T\u00cb NJ\u00cbJTIN TRAJTIM\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>

56-Nj\u00eb predikues po predikonte mbi rrezikun e pirjes dhe ngasjes s\u00eb automjeteve.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cMbani mend miqt\u00eb e mi\u201d,-tha ai,-\u201cWhisky dhe nafta nuk p\u00ebrzihen.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cP\u00ebrzihen\u201d,-i tha Mulla Nasrudin prapa xhamit komshiut t\u00eb tij,-\u201cPOR KAN\u00cb NJ\u00cb SHIJE T\u00cb TMERRSHME.\u201d<\/span><\/p>

57- Mulla Nasrudion nxitoi br\u00ebnda nj\u00eb pabi dhe tha,-\u201cShpejt..m\u00eb jep nj\u00eb treshe whiskey dhe dy l\u00ebngje nga m\u00eb t\u00eb hidhurat!Duhet t\u00eb pi para se t\u00eb fillojn\u00eb telashet!\u201dBaristi i trembur i dor\u00ebzoi porosin\u00eb,t\u00eb cil\u00ebn Mulla e piu n\u00eb sekond\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cPo tani cfar\u00eb\u201d,-tha barist,-\u201cP\u00ebr \u00e7far\u00eb po b\u00ebhet fjal\u00eb?Kur do fillojn\u00eb telashet?\u201d<\/span><\/p>

\u201cJA TANI!\u201d,-u p\u00ebrgjigj Nasrudin,-\u201cNUK MUND T\u00cb PAGUAJ P\u00cbR PIJET E MIA!\u201d<\/span><\/p>

58- \u201cBaba,dua t\u00eb martohem.\u201d-deklaroi djali i Mulla Nasrudin nj\u00eb m\u00ebngjes.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cJo biri im,nuk je i zgjuar sa duhet.\u201d-tha Mulla<\/span><\/p>

\u201cKur do b\u00ebhem mjaftush\u00ebm i zgjuar?-pyeti djali.<\/span><\/p>

\u201cKUR DO HEQ\u00cbSH DOR\u00cb NGA IDEJA P\u00cbR TU MARTUAR.\u201d-tha Mulla.<\/span><\/p>

59- Kur i vjetri Mulla Nasrudin u pyet se pse fliste me veten, ai u p\u00ebrgjigj \u2018\u2019 KJO NDOSH SEPSE M\u00cb PELQEN T\u00cb FLAS ME NJ\u00cb NJERI T\u00cb ZGJUAR DHE S\u00cb DYTI SEPSE M\u00cb PELQEN T\u00cb DEGJOJ NJ\u00cb NJERI T\u00cb ZGJUAR\u2019\u2019 <\/span><\/p>

60- Gruaja e Mulla Nasrudinit e kishte t\u00eb v\u00ebshtir\u00eb t\u00eb flinte, dhe n\u00eb or\u00ebn tre t\u00eb m\u00ebngjesit ajo zgjoi Mullen dhe i tha \u2018\u2019 Mulla ti nuk b\u00ebn m\u00eb \u00a0dashuri me mua ashtu si\u00e7 b\u00ebje kur ne ishim t\u00eb martuar para 40 vjet\u00ebsh\u2019\u2019
\u2018\u2019 T\u00eb lutem e dashur\u2019\u2019 u p\u00ebrgjigj Mullla \u2018\u2019 un\u00eb kam nj\u00eb dit\u00eb t\u00eb ngarkuar nes\u00ebr. Shko t\u00eb flesh. <\/span><\/p>

\u2018\u2019Por\u2019\u2019 vazhdoi ajo\u2019\u2019 ti dikur ishe romantik. Ti dikur m\u00eb kafshoje te gishtat e mi, n\u00eb qafen time dhe rreth vesh\u00ebve. \u2013 pse nuk e b\u00ebn m\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb gj\u00eb ?<\/span><\/p>

\u2018\u2019 E dashur\u2019\u2019 filloi Mulla t\u00eb shpjegonte, \u2018\u2019 k\u00ebto marr\u00ebzi jan\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb sapomartuarit. Ne jemi shum\u00eb t\u00eb vjet\u00ebr. \u2018\u2019
\u2018\u2019 Vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb her\u00eb ti duhet t\u00eb m\u00eb kafshosh ashtu sic b\u00ebje para 40 vjet\u00ebsh\u2019\u2019<\/span><\/p>

\u2018\u2019 N\u00eb rregull\u2019\u2019-tha Mulla, dhe doli nga krevati I m\u00ebrzitur.
\u2018\u2019 Por ku po shkon?\u2019\u2019 e pyeti gruaja <\/span><\/p>

\u2018\u2019 N\u00cb BANJO P\u00cbR TE MARRE DH\u00cbMB\u00cbT E MI\u2019\u2019 \u00a0tha Nasrudini. <\/span><\/p>

61- Ajo nuk e dha aproviminp\u00ebr pirjen e duhanit dhe kur Mulla Nasrudin, , hyri brenda n\u00eb makin\u00eb dhe thithi llull\u00ebn, ajo u nxeh shum\u00eb..<\/span><\/p>

\u2018\u2019E dini q\u00eb burri im \u00ebsht\u00eb 60 vje\u00e7 dhe asnj\u00ebher\u00eb nuk e ka futur llull\u00ebn n\u00eb goj\u00ebn e tij?\u2019\u2019<\/span><\/p>

\u2018\u2019 Un\u00eb\u2019\u2019-tha Nasrudini.\u2019\u2019 Jam 65 dhe anj\u00ebher\u00eb nuk e kam futur at\u00eb n\u00eb asnj\u00eb vend tjet\u00ebr.\u2019\u2019<\/span><\/p>

62- Mulla Nasrudin mbikqyri nd\u00ebrtes\u00ebn e varrit t\u00eb tij. <\/span><\/p>

M\u00eb n\u00eb fund, nj\u00ebra mang\u00ebsi pas tjetr\u00ebs ishte b\u00ebr\u00eb sakt\u00eb dhe muratori kishte ardhur p\u00ebr parat\u00eb. <\/span><\/p>

\u2018\u2019Nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb akoma sakt\u00eb murator\u2019\u2019 tha Mulla<\/span><\/p>

\u2018\u2019 Cfar\u00eb mund t\u00eb b\u00ebhet m\u00eb shum\u00eb me t\u00eb? \u2018\u2019 pyeti muratori <\/span><\/p>

\u2018\u2019 Duhet t\u00eb vendosim edhe trupin\u2019\u2019 tha Nasrudini \u00a0<\/span><\/p>

63- P\u00ebrpara vdekjes s\u00eb tij Mulla shkruajti testamentin e tij.<\/span><\/p>

\u2018\u2019 Ligji p\u00ebrshkruan q\u00eb personi duhet t\u00eb marri porcionet fikse t\u00eb miat n\u00eb para dhe t\u00eb holla. <\/span><\/p>

\u2018\u2019 \u00a0UN\u00cb NUK KAM ASGJ\u00cb: \u00a0LE T\u00cb JET\u00cb KJO N\u00cb P\u00cbRPUTHJE ME NDARJEN ARITMETIKE T\u00cb LIGJIT, KJO Q\u00cb KA MBETUR DO TU JEPET T\u00cb VARF\u00cbRVE\u2019\u2019 <\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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